Contractors- Looking for a New Pond Supplier?

Professional Pond Builders, if you are currently buying your pond equipment from a certain company in the Chicago area, you owe it to company to give us a call and immediately improve your profit margins. Don’t worry about what the others will think, many of your brothers have already made the switch and are ecstatic about our prices and our service. The icing on the cake is that we are really nice people and care about your business.

So if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms, it’s time to call us:

· You try to be cool by clapping and whooping to begin your company meetings

· You still rent a kiosk at your local mall

· You buy over-priced products from irrigation companies who are clueless about building ponds

· You are still waiting for their “engineers” to design a revolutionary waterfall pump

· Instead of finding a better supplier, you get your ponytail cut off in front of hundreds of people just to change your “bad luck”

· You have a tattoo of their old logo-too bad they changed it

· You were there in person three years ago to see me roast Greg’s rear end (wasn't thast fun)

Pondliner.com Wholesale can be reached at 866-766-3561. Find out why we should be your choice for your pond supplies.

You Might be a Water Garden Redneck ....

• Here is a list just for fun, with my apologies to Jeff Foxworthy. Don't take it personally if you've done something on this list, I've done one of them myself.
  
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• You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you bought your best koi at a bait shop.
  

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you've ever tried using trash bags and duct tape to line your pond.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you pond filter is a rubbermaid trash can full of gravel.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you used an old satellite dish to build your pond.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if kou feed catfish chow to your koi.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you’ve owned a UV clarifier for five years, but have never changed the bulb.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you use septic tank bacteria in your pond.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if your garden pond is stocked with game fish.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you use shop lights to illuminate your waterfall.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you've ever tried to aerate your pond using a boat oar.

You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you've ever used a pacemaker or crank-telephone to catch your koi.

Do you have an addition to the list? Leave a comment and let's add it!