Professional Pond Builders, if you are currently buying your pond equipment from a certain company in the Chicago area, you owe it to company to give us a call and immediately improve your profit margins. Don’t worry about what the others will think, many of your brothers have already made the switch and are ecstatic about our prices and our service. The icing on the cake is that we are really nice people and care about your business.
So if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms, it’s time to call us:
· You try to be cool by clapping and whooping to begin your company meetings
· You still rent a kiosk at your local mall
· You buy over-priced products from irrigation companies who are clueless about building ponds
· You are still waiting for their “engineers” to design a revolutionary waterfall pump
· Instead of finding a better supplier, you get your ponytail cut off in front of hundreds of people just to change your “bad luck”
· You have a tattoo of their old logo-too bad they changed it
· You were there in person three years ago to see me roast Greg’s rear end (wasn't thast fun)
Pondliner.com Wholesale can be reached at 866-766-3561. Find out why we should be your choice for your pond supplies.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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